Crap Ass Science: Easter Edition

In sad science news, rabbits do not actually lay Cadbury creme eggs. They do, however, eat carrots and lettuce as well as open mail. Also they can beat up cats. And they do fun little things called binkies.


Addendum: A conversation between a rabbit owner and her roommate, a true story.
Rabbit owner: *Sigh*. I wish my rabbit would lay eggs.
Roommate: Yeah! Where are his eggs? Has he laid any yet?
Rabbit owner: He's a rabbit.
Roommate: Oh yeah. He's a boy! Boys don't lay eggs.
Rabbit owner: He's a rabbit. A RABBIT. Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Roommate: What do you mean rabbits don't lay eggs? They do in the commercial.
Rabbit owner: Rabbits are mammals. Mammals don't lay eggs. That is, like, the definition of mammal. They have live babies at birth.
Roommate: Birds lay eggs!
Rabbit owner: Birds aren't mammals. They're like, their own class in the phylum or whatever.
Roommate: Oh. So your rabbit really won't lay eggs?
Rabbit owner: No. No he won't.
Roommate: Don't treat me like I'm stupid! I bet that like, half the people in my class think rabbits lay eggs.
Rabbit owner: Alright. You take a survey and get back to me.

Please note that the survey has yet to happen.